Popbutbed is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise crocodile.

Popbutbed created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbutbed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Popbutbed, she will not care.

Popbutbed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Popbutbed's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must pray to Popbutbed nine times a day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Do not eat aubergines.