Fabyakkanpod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous parrot.

Fabyakkanpod created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyakkanpod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabyakkanpod, she will turn you into a goat.

Fabyakkanpod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fabyakkanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.