Cincab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful whale.

Cincab created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cincab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cincab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cincab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never feed strawberries to nematodes while wearing brown corsets.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Never hurt snails.