Pagfudmutzedlistvadab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating finch.

Pagfudmutzedlistvadab created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagfudmutzedlistvadab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pagfudmutzedlistvadab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pagfudmutzedlistvadab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pagfudmutzedlistvadab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Pagfudmutzedlistvadab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagfudmutzedlistvadab.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.