Misbusbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty giraffe.

Misbusbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbusbonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misbusbonk, it will turn you into a tree.

Misbusbonk's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Misbusbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Hide if eight goats approach from the west.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Always take life seriously.