Fenkipquag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable salamander.

Fenkipquag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenkipquag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fenkipquag, she will ignore you.

Fenkipquag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fenkipquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Do not kill gulls.