Nullmipwon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart sheep.

Nullmipwon created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullmipwon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullmipwon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nullmipwon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nullmipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white mites, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nullmipwon.

3. Retreat if four shrews approach from the east.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.