Yamflanzog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent butterfly.

Yamflanzog created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamflanzog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamflanzog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yamflanzog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yamflanzog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamflanzog.

2. You must love Yamflanzog.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Yamflanzog.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.