Dudvadjat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage wolf.

Dudvadjat created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudvadjat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudvadjat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dudvadjat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dudvadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Put Dudvadjat first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudvadjat.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.