Fobcanboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awesome dingo.

Fobcanboss created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobcanboss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fobcanboss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fobcanboss' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fobcanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Fobcanboss loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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