Cidhamgod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair centaur.

Cidhamgod created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhamgod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidhamgod, he will send you a sign.

Cidhamgod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cidhamgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near horses.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cidhamgod loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Put Cidhamgod first in all things.