Ominsagbit Middamtar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident toad.

Ominsagbit Middamtar created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ominsagbit Middamtar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominsagbit Middamtar, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ominsagbit Middamtar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ominsagbit Middamtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never run in the presence of porpoises.