Ganyartfat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate human.

Ganyartfat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganyartfat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganyartfat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ganyartfat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ganyartfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your feet yellow.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganyartfat.