Bissvinlargbepsab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome octopus.

Bissvinlargbepsab created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissvinlargbepsab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissvinlargbepsab, it will ignore you.

Bissvinlargbepsab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bissvinlargbepsab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.