Cuncatxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust naga.

Cuncatxuck created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuncatxuck, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cuncatxuck, he will not care at all.

Cuncatxuck's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cuncatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.