Yartbugdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful hare.

Yartbugdiss created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbugdiss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yartbugdiss, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yartbugdiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yartbugdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Never laugh near goats.

4. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.

5. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the west.