Tarfarnnull is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective hamster.

Tarfarnnull created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tarfarnnull, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarfarnnull, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tarfarnnull's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tarfarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarfarnnull.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Tarfarnnull.