Henbifmum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless toad.

Henbifmum created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbifmum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Henbifmum, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Henbifmum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Henbifmum's Holy Commandments

1. Henbifmum must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed carrots to seals while wearing green shirts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never write about amino acids.