Tomdussmat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awesome skunk.

Tomdussmat created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdussmat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tomdussmat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tomdussmat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tomdussmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to dogs while wearing brown hats.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never look at comets.