Rulsigrot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident squirrel.

Rulsigrot created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsigrot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulsigrot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rulsigrot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rulsigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Worship no other gods but Rulsigrot.

5. Put Rulsigrot first in all things.