Rapyattsak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented hedgehog.

Rapyattsak created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapyattsak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapyattsak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rapyattsak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rapyattsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Never talk about amino acids.