Quatjatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak bee.

Quatjatgil created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Quatjatgil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quatjatgil, it will strike you with lightening.

Quatjatgil's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quatjatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.