Narttamyim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonourable wyvern.

Narttamyim created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narttamyim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narttamyim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Narttamyim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Narttamyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Narttamyim.

5. Never wear skirts.