Bedhog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable fairy.

Bedhog created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Bedhog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedhog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bedhog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.