Cetlinwabyimwanxuckminzog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, impressive crane.

Cetlinwabyimwanxuckminzog created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetlinwabyimwanxuckminzog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetlinwabyimwanxuckminzog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cetlinwabyimwanxuckminzog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cetlinwabyimwanxuckminzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never feed coconuts to gulls while wearing blue dresses.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.