Yimbagquat Omtcebing is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dog.

Yimbagquat Omtcebing created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Yimbagquat Omtcebing, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimbagquat Omtcebing, she will come to you in dreams.

Yimbagquat Omtcebing's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yimbagquat Omtcebing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention capybaras.