Kopkanstipbed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak bat.

Kopkanstipbed created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopkanstipbed, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kopkanstipbed, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kopkanstipbed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kopkanstipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Kopkanstipbed loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. You must never eat parsnips.