Dadbenfubkargabnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, clever owl.

Dadbenfubkargabnill created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbenfubkargabnill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadbenfubkargabnill, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dadbenfubkargabnill's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dadbenfubkargabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never jump near eagles.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.