Xenfarnmut is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying
bat.
Xenfarnmut created an atom six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xenfarnmut, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Xenfarnmut, it will be very sad.
Xenfarnmut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Xenfarnmut's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. You must pray to Xenfarnmut nine times a day.
3. Do not kill moths.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.