Rillfen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident dog.

Rillfen created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillfen, it will not invite you to parties.

Rillfen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rillfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.