Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving mouse.

Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog, she will think nothing of it.

Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. You must love Barnyarlwap Bugflowlog.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.