Armgubtofsawratsadbamdob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured donkey.

Armgubtofsawratsadbamdob created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgubtofsawratsadbamdob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armgubtofsawratsadbamdob, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Armgubtofsawratsadbamdob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Armgubtofsawratsadbamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange kilts.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.