Cudfombug is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical elephant.

Cudfombug created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfombug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudfombug, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cudfombug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cudfombug's Holy Commandments

1. Cudfombug loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

5. Do not kill bats.