Febmifpig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, intelligent human.

Febmifpig created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Febmifpig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febmifpig, it will turn you into a tree.

Febmifpig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Febmifpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect three lead sculptures of Febmifpig on top of important buildings.

3. Always help cats.

4. Worship no other gods but Febmifpig.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.