Fomafkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered cobra.

Fomafkom created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomafkom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fomafkom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fomafkom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fomafkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. You must pray to Fomafkom eight times a day.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.