Zanxucflag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident alligator.

Zanxucflag created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zanxucflag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zanxucflag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zanxucflag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zanxucflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.