Cebdodgil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Cebdodgil created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Cebdodgil, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cebdodgil, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cebdodgil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cebdodgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing white corsets.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.