Flambidfob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic dingo.

Flambidfob created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flambidfob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flambidfob, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flambidfob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flambidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never eat bark.