Teennut Bonbet is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, annoying rat.

Teennut Bonbet created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teennut Bonbet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teennut Bonbet, she will turn you into a dog.

Teennut Bonbet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Teennut Bonbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never jump in the presence of swans.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Teennut Bonbet loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if four ants approach from the east.