Madlappib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful snail.

Madlappib created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Madlappib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madlappib, it will have a low opinion of you.

Madlappib's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Madlappib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray jumpers.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.