Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent zebra.

Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep, she will cry a lot.

Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tafdagbigfabdadquillbestgep on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the east.