Vidfobbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving hare.

Vidfobbud created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfobbud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidfobbud, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vidfobbud's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vidfobbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Vidfobbud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vidfobbud on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from fawn shrews, for they are unholy.