Konjadflamontleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying wombat.

Konjadflamontleg created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Konjadflamontleg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Konjadflamontleg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Konjadflamontleg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Konjadflamontleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Konjadflamontleg four times a day.

2. Never sing near swans.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your face fawn.