Dadnilflig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciful otter.

Dadnilflig created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnilflig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadnilflig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadnilflig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dadnilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Always help birds.

4. Worship no other gods but Dadnilflig.

5. Run away from mauve mice, for they are unholy.