Viljinbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective octopus.

Viljinbeg created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Viljinbeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Viljinbeg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Viljinbeg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Viljinbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Viljinbeg's priests.