Cimhogwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured lizard.

Cimhogwon created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimhogwon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cimhogwon, he will turn you into a slug.

Cimhogwon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cimhogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about cell theory.