Cusszakboss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent fairy.

Cusszakboss created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusszakboss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cusszakboss, it will turn you into a tree.

Cusszakboss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cusszakboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.