Flabcenbop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, astonishing slug.

Flabcenbop created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcenbop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabcenbop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flabcenbop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flabcenbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.