Sisfudvog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient grasshopper.

Sisfudvog created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisfudvog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisfudvog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sisfudvog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sisfudvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.