Rillbutget is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental meerkat.

Rillbutget created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbutget, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rillbutget, it will turn you into a tree.

Rillbutget's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rillbutget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rillbutget on top of all buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Never look in ponds.